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Poo Sex
Poo sex is enjoyed by youths experimenting with sex, they slather themselves in faecal matter as if its lube and shag like theres no tommorow whilst coated in shit
Guy 1: "Damn Homie, My wife refused to have poo sex with me last night"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man, she's such a bitch, we can have Poo Sex tonight, don't worry man"
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I was desperate for some Poo Sex!"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man, she's such a bitch, we can have Poo Sex tonight, don't worry man"
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I was desperate for some Poo Sex!"
Poo Sex by The Sasageyo Cunt August 12, 2021
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Poo sex
poo sex is a specific type of sexual interaction where two partners a few hours prior eat mexican food or chilli (doesn't matter what it is, but must be something that will make you have a blasting time on the toilet, hold the urge to poop with all possible methods and start having sex at 00:00 am. the two most important rule of the poo sex is to not use a toilet and not poop yourself during sex, if you did, you lose. as punishment you become the bottom till the end of the poo sex instantly . in specific cases where a man or an anal virgin becomes the bottom, fresh diarrhea is used as lube, meaning that poo sex is very well-thought-out. the winning party starts pooping as well, which makes it even more fun and stinky. be careful if you're asked to have a go at poo sex.
Poo sex by imascatmanskibidibidiibi August 25, 2019
Poo sex cool bro
The coolest group ever (360 dabs everywhere). When in the group you will drown in pussy and become the gods of poo.
Poo sex cool bro by THE AMERICAN GEEZA June 27, 2020
Sneaky Poo sex
I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.
He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.
“That’s not doggy”
He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.
“That’s not doggy”
Sneaky Poo sex by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017
German Poo Sex
A sexual act involving two or more persons, in which at least one party involved must participate using a loud and resonating German accent. Ideally, the individual is also of German descent.
A specialized derivative of "scat".
A specialized derivative of "scat".
There must've been a scat party here because it smells like shit. Probably a session of German poo sex.
German Poo Sex by pervatosaurus April 21, 2009
fortnite poo sex
fortnite poo sex by IQ Josh January 29, 2026
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