Michael: Wow look at that. She may be a bitch, but I'd like a sampling of her poon.
Johnny: No man, that's not poon. That's pon't.
Johnny: No man, that's not poon. That's pon't.
by pc_michael July 10, 2006
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
A cajun word used in southern Louisiana that means a fart. It can only be used as a noun and not a verb so you would not say someone "ponted." (See usage below)
While we were having sex, my boyfriend made a pont and it smelt so bad which totally killed the mood.
by BrainyBro July 27, 2020
by Hall99 June 19, 2016
Noun/ Adjective. Deriving from The R.Hamsters way of communicating that something is pants, there are pants on the stair case, someone just cacked their pants at The Woodster coming at them like a wet flannel etc. Can be (1)used as gereral term of derogation or (2) as substitute word when one is failing to find proper English ones and of course (3) to mean undercrackers.
(1) Megadeath!?....More like Megaponts...
(2) Where is Alphie?? On the chuffing...*gesture towards counter*...ponts!
(3) Let us visit La Senza's and buy some new ponts.
(2) Where is Alphie?? On the chuffing...*gesture towards counter*...ponts!
(3) Let us visit La Senza's and buy some new ponts.
by Rufio. March 29, 2010
the past form of pwned. which was actually created from cs, and it's l337. pwned also resembles owned, if you look at it
by jason October 12, 2004
Ponts is like pants but itβs a joke you would have to put a word before ponts like if something is funny you would say lolly-ponts
1)passy ponts if you want someone to pass a ball to you
2)saddy ponts if your sad
3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something
2)saddy ponts if your sad
3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something
by I made up the best word EVER June 17, 2019
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