t-pon
Short for tampon, a person that sucks ass and is being lame or going big baby. The more current form of douchebag or d-bag.
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pon't
Michael: Wow look at that. She may be a bitch, but I'd like a sampling of her poon.
Johnny: No man, that's not poon. That's pon't.
Johnny: No man, that's not poon. That's pon't.
pon't by pc_michael July 10, 2006
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Don't let the ponies blind you
Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.
"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
Don't let the ponies blind you by catnaps April 29, 2010
wouldn't you know who won the pony
refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
wouldn't you know who won the pony by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019
Wouldn't you know who won the pony
Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony
Wouldn't you know who won the pony by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020
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