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Mr. Sommerville 

A hated person with an overload of sass who is very annoying. He is also very short, and typically bald.
OMG Mr. Sommerville just posted another porno.
Mr. Sommerville by asdfgyujm, May 27, 2018

Porterville 

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.
-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."

Porterville 

Town of about 60,000 people in California. Has increased in population dramatically over the last 10 years.
Composed of 60% hispanic, 35% white, and 5% asian,middle eastern.
Where you from?
Porterville
Porterville by Pookah April 27, 2006

Porterville Tamale 

Using the armpit as means for fornication.
Man, that vagina was so loose, we had to do the Porterville Tamale.

Pemberville, Ohio 

A dying town in Northwest Ohio east of Bowling Green and South of Toledo. It lies on the banks of the North and South Branches of the Portage River, where they merge near downtown, and, after the winter months, epically flood. It's main highways are State Route 105, Water Street (which turns into North River Road), and Bierley Avenue (which turns into Pemberville Road). The cops here are total douches, and park right inside of town to catch speeders (this includes those of you who go 5 MPH over the speed limit), and park outside of the Legion Hall to target people for DUI or Public Drunkenness, even though they are either walking or live a half-mile away. They even pull you over outside of city limits, and also charge single people with domestic violence. There is a tomato factory on the south side of town called Hirzel's Canning. It was next to the Modine Plant, which just recently closed, and moved out of town. There used to be a TRUE bar in downtown, but the landlord was a dunce and made the owners pay rent for more than what the building was worth. The town has a few restaraunts, however, such as Front Street Cafe and Janelle's.
I live in Pemberville, Ohio! The cops need to get a life, the town floods every spring, and my old house is in Lake Erie! We're losing jobs! Where's our stimulus money? We're going to turn into Detroit sooner or later!
Pemberville, Ohio by nubflluo November 14, 2011

Pommenville

The sexual act of banging a chic (or dude) in the fashion as if you were using a jack hammer.
"Hey man did you give her the ol' pommenville last night?"
"... you bet I did. Almost broke her neck."
Pommenville by RJames Bitch August 19, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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