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Porterville 

The butt hole rim of California populated by mostly mexicans. Where white people are left with only memories of better times before their son developed a meth addiction and their daughter became a cowboy. The town so small and insignificant, that when describing its location you must refer to other small towns around it.
-"Where is Porterville?"
"Do you know where Visalia is?"
-"No."
"What about Bakersfield?"
-"Yes"
"Okay, it's just north of Bakerfield..."
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Porterville 

Town of about 60,000 people in California. Has increased in population dramatically over the last 10 years.
Composed of 60% hispanic, 35% white, and 5% asian,middle eastern.
Where you from?
Porterville
Porterville by Pookah April 27, 2006

Porterville Tamale 

Using the armpit as means for fornication.
Man, that vagina was so loose, we had to do the Porterville Tamale.

portville central school

god decided to take a chunk of hell put and put in portville new york
A part of hell god placed on earth that is full of hicks trump supporters and confederates that no one fucking knows about
person 1: “Have you been to Portville?”
person 2: “What the fuck is Portville?”

Potterville

A town whose inhabitants are mainly comprised of potheads and people on disability. Blink and you'll miss it.
"hey guess what?! I'm moving to Potterville!"
"I'm so sorry..."
Potterville by Billythecowdog August 4, 2013

Pooperville 

A huge underground city that is destroyed and full of poop.
New York has became a Pooperville
Pooperville by Hooper55 July 11, 2010