Pommenville
"Hey man did you give her the ol' pommenville last night?"
"... you bet I did. Almost broke her neck."
"... you bet I did. Almost broke her neck."
Pommenville by RJames Bitch August 19, 2019
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Pominville
(N.) Sizeable Creature often found lurking around the Uxbridge Highschool hallways or the Mill, have been seen driving an ugly blue jeep.
During the colder months the beast is in a state referred to as "Pomintron", in which a specimen can often be confused with the anti-christ. However during the warmer months of the year, the Pominville undergoes an extraordinary change. It sheds its long-sleeved outer coat for more suitable attire. This metamorphosis is known as "Pomwonderful"
If confronted by a Pominville during the fall/winter months stay clear of it's massive guns and under no circumstances grab it's whistle. The best thing to do is not to avoid the "Pomintron" but rather attempt to appease it by running full speed at all times while within close proximity. Although encountering this creature in warm climates, during which the creature is generally not a fagle, may lead to pizza and Gatorade, never make it aware of your recent visits to prison or of your acclimation with the "pump". If you happen to stumble upon an angry Pominville during mating season, commonly noted by it's spants, it can be easily distracted with either a hoggie or a grinder. Navy beans, Navy beans... Meatball sandwich.
During the colder months the beast is in a state referred to as "Pomintron", in which a specimen can often be confused with the anti-christ. However during the warmer months of the year, the Pominville undergoes an extraordinary change. It sheds its long-sleeved outer coat for more suitable attire. This metamorphosis is known as "Pomwonderful"
If confronted by a Pominville during the fall/winter months stay clear of it's massive guns and under no circumstances grab it's whistle. The best thing to do is not to avoid the "Pomintron" but rather attempt to appease it by running full speed at all times while within close proximity. Although encountering this creature in warm climates, during which the creature is generally not a fagle, may lead to pizza and Gatorade, never make it aware of your recent visits to prison or of your acclimation with the "pump". If you happen to stumble upon an angry Pominville during mating season, commonly noted by it's spants, it can be easily distracted with either a hoggie or a grinder. Navy beans, Navy beans... Meatball sandwich.
"Coach Pominville I'm goin' ta jail."
"Coach Pom, I love the white gooey stuff on top."
Student: "Coach Pominville where do you live?"
Pomintron: "I live in a town called none of your darn business, population you."
Student:"(Anything that may be in any way shape or form offensive to anyone.)"
Pomintron: "What's a matter with you?"
"Coach Pom, I love the white gooey stuff on top."
Student: "Coach Pominville where do you live?"
Pomintron: "I live in a town called none of your darn business, population you."
Student:"(Anything that may be in any way shape or form offensive to anyone.)"
Pomintron: "What's a matter with you?"
Pominville by Messy Marvin October 3, 2007
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The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.
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