pombat

a word that means absolutely nothing but can be used as a way to confuse people or a word that can be used when you feel very silly

“they have no pombat in the store!”
“i love watching pombat swim in the sea”
“a pombat chased me last night”
“i’m eating pombat rn”

by minxyro June 10, 2023

POMATO

A combination of the word potato and tomato, often used as a ship name for the cutest couple to roam the planet.

A Tomato: Hey lets date
A Potato: Okey what should our ship name be?
Both: OMG POMATO

by Elena the Potato July 16, 2018

pompatus

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted. Steve Miller, who sometimes imported words from other songs (including his own) into his lyrics, misheard the word as "pompitous" or "pompatus" and added "pompitous of love" and "pompatus of love" to his songs, "Enter Maurice" and "The Joker", respectively. The words were later used as a title to a movie, "The Pompatus of Love". "Enter Maurice" also uses the words "sweet words of epismetology" (close to an actual dictionary word, epistomology), which was probably a misheard version of another Green-invented word, "pizmotality", words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover.

"My dearest darling, come closer to Maurice so I can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love" (from "Enter Maurice", by Steve Miller)

by JohnJablong June 11, 2006

Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

by seelindsey November 16, 2011

pompatus

my fantasy lover, my everything

From the Medallions 1954 song "The Letter" and the Steve Miller 1973 song "The joker"

Also spelled puppetutes

I speak of the pompatus of love

by mandingo August 21, 2003

pmbata

The best rapper ever

Dude 1: Yk pmbata dude 2: Yea he's so underrated

by Xerolight February 6, 2022

poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008