The chillest and hottest dude alive like I’m talking Priscus and Protas COMBINED,is okay with being called Polly,Got A lot of friends,has every slur pass,and is very good at roasting,if you have him as a friend or boyfriend,you got lucky
Polykarpus:HOME YOUR HEAD HAS MORE WRINKLES THAN A BUTTERED MUMMIFIED BALLSACK BOY, YOU ALWAYS COME TO THIS PLACE SMELLING LIKE CRAP, LIKE STRAIGHT UP EXILE BOY
Roast Victim:*running away while crying*
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.