polytarp 

A weird-ass Canadian.

Shit, the polytarp is fucking strange.

polytarp by Johnson November 29, 2004

Polytard 

1. Useless at many things.
2. Retarded in many ways.
3. Idiot.
4. Antithesis of Polymath.

That guy is such a polytard.

Polytard by Arctic_Myth March 26, 2009

polycarp 

simply the cutest nicest person you can ever meet not to mention an humongous dick very rare so if u have one don't let him go.

when I saw Polycarp I got so wet

polycarp by polycapr December 15, 2017

polytard 

One who is 4 or more times slower than the average person. See theaznsniper.

God damn stephanie you are such a fucking polytard!

polytard by l337hax0rz April 26, 2003

Polykarpus 

The chillest and hottest dude alive like I’m talking Priscus and Protas COMBINED,is okay with being called Polly,Got A lot of friends,has every slur pass,and is very good at roasting,if you have him as a friend or boyfriend,you got lucky

Polykarpus:HOME YOUR HEAD HAS MORE WRINKLES THAN A BUTTERED MUMMIFIED BALLSACK BOY, YOU ALWAYS COME TO THIS PLACE SMELLING LIKE CRAP, LIKE STRAIGHT UP EXILE BOY
Roast Victim:*running away while crying*

Polykarpus by Paxso-Africano July 13, 2024