Johnson's definitions

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

horse shoes

A game when you throw metal horse shoes at a stick.

horse shoes is the best game

by JOHNSON October 16, 2003

shat

another word for stuff

Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.

by Johnson November 14, 2003

butchmaster

street name for Butchington C-grove
slangs clorox on the regular while hes coston on teh poop deck has his nicca bob slang them shits for him

BuTCHMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAND IN YOUR CONFESSIONS!!!!!!!!

by Johnson April 28, 2004

micronesia

The Federated States Of Micronesia is and island nation in the Pacific Ocean. It's capital is Palir.

Micronesia is a country.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

mydocin'

being hardheaded and not listening to your employees who know more about your fucking product than you do.

A. Nudd is fucking mydocin' hardcore.

by johnson September 11, 2003