Johnson's definitions

skez

Another term for herpes

She got skez after sleeping with Turd Furgeson.

by Johnson August 25, 2004

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson July 31, 2004

snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

mydocin'

being hardheaded and not listening to your employees who know more about your fucking product than you do.

A. Nudd is fucking mydocin' hardcore.

by johnson September 11, 2003

fat waza

a term for an exeptionally fat bastard

urrrrrrrrrr, look at that fat waza!

by johnson November 4, 2003