Johnson's definitions

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

Vanilla Coke

The single grestest consumable product to ever exist.

Ooh, look, a bottle of Vanilla Coke *orgasm*

by Johnson February 19, 2003

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson July 31, 2004

FYROM

The acrenym for the Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia.

This country is abreviated by FYROM.

by JOHNSON November 2, 2003

Goodday

The greatest band ever to grace this earth

"hi im a member of Goodday"

by johnson December 19, 2003