Johnson's definitions

anthrax

the best heavy metal band to ever play

i went to an anthrax concert

by JOHNSON September 14, 2003

Stickyface

The act of ejaculating into a sock and smacking someone in the face with it.

Dude, Kyle totally gave Tim a stickyface this morning.

"I DUEL YOU! *smack*"

by Johnson March 7, 2003

dariram

I have no fucking clue >:

Daririram, dariram, darirarirariram, darira dam dam.

wtf >:

by Johnson September 5, 2003

melanesia

An island territory in the south pacific.

Melanesia is by Malaysia.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

suck it easy, bitch

a phrase used to wish one luck on their next oral sex conquest

The Real Ashley: "Good night, guys!"
The Fake Ashley: "Suck it easy, bitch!"
The Real Ashley: "Thanks, you too!"

by johnson January 3, 2005

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

Bobbly Monies

MOney for spending on stupid stuff: Drinks, Drugs and Rock and Roll ect..

Oh, I just got noff bobbly monies from my mom.

by Johnson September 27, 2003