58 definitions by Johnson

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by Johnson October 19, 2003

mydocin'

being hardheaded and not listening to your employees who know more about your fucking product than you do.

A. Nudd is fucking mydocin' hardcore.

by Johnson September 11, 2003

shat

another word for stuff

Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.

by Johnson November 15, 2003

wankster

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.

You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.

by Johnson February 19, 2003

toggi

one word: hunk

a man who the chicks are all over

by Johnson January 22, 2004

delacruz

oral copulating homosexual male

that delacruz is a real ass monkey. he can really plow the pudding

by Johnson February 3, 2003

Microsoft Works

Um...no it doesn't.

"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."

by Johnson December 19, 2003