A politard is someone who is politically polarized to the point that they cannot have an intelligent discussion with anyone that they perceive to be "on the other side" of their political spectrum, the politard will automatically disagree with their perceived "enemies" and often without any actual knowledge of the subject being discussed. Politards differ from trolls in that politards actually believe what they say.

We were trying to have a discussion at (insert ANY political blog, forum, or website here) but the politards kept spewing bullshit so our discussion ended up going nowhere.

Politard by Brudogg September 18, 2010

politard

One who claims to be "into" politics because they're seen a few documentary movies. Existing on either side of the political compass and usually found on on-line forums.

quoteFUCK BUSH/KERY AND ALL HIS REPUGNICAN/LABIARAL CRONIES!!!!!!!!111one/quote

politard.

politard by SelfControl November 13, 2004

Politard

A Politard is any sort of rock or movie star who is passionate about a cause, but has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. They once watched something about it on entertainment tonight. Where they get all their world news.

Holy shit Bono is a politard... he must have seen something about that world issue on pimp my ride.

Politard by cstew December 28, 2005

Poltard

A user of the board /pol on 4chan, basically a far right nazi that likes to seethe on no white and everything that doesn't come under his superior races. Pol was first created to keep any kind of politics away from 4chan. But they first originated on the far right website "stormfront" and spreaded on /pol, started the gamergate movement to try to make their propaganda popular. Wants to spread his propaganda so much that he likes to make alt right propagandist replies on non political threads made by anons and even on the internet.

A thread from /g/:
OP: What's the best browser, Chrome or Edge?
Poltard: Fuck off kike, both are Chinese and Jewish botnet browsers.
OP: Goddamn another Poltard.

Poltard by Gobqckwilqlkwl *insert here* June 9, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026