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polysoning

The act of listening to multiple sources of audio while consistently comprehending each medium. Often accomplished most efficiently using separate headphones on each ear. However polysoning is not explicitly requirent of headphones.
Example Person #1:What are you doing?
Example Person #2:I'm polysoning to my mp3 and the radio, I've got my mp3 playing in the headphones in my left ear and the headphone attached to the radio is playing in my right.
Example Person #1:Neat, I do that too eccept I place my earphones into my larger ear headphones when I want to listen to a podcast and my music.
by Wincrest December 13, 2006
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corduroy poisoning

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.
My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.
by Dentura Hogfloss February 9, 2005
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irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.
"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."
by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014
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biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity
Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.
by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009
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internet poisoning

When you spend so long on the internet that you believe the real world is as messed up and weird as it seems online.
"I feel like shit, I spent all morning on facebook and I definitely got internet poisoning"

"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes
by OffColorOtter July 25, 2020
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Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit
Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911
by GayCloud June 24, 2018
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acute lead poisoning

A forensic's "in-joke" meaning shot. Made prominent by Dr. Snow, a leading froensic archaeologist.
Cause of death: acute lead poisoning in the cranium. (shot in the head)
by Tragic Story December 22, 2004
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