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polakian shower 

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.
Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

Polyakova 

A special type of woman with a knack for foriegn objects. She thinks the men of Greece are in love with her, due to her blue-eyed and blonde hair characteristics. The Polyakova speaks with a Russian accent and says that bottled water gives you Aids, chicken makes you horny, her mother is a butterfly etc. The Polyakova thinks coffee is the best breakfast and widens her eyes when she speaks. She has explicit dreams that she does not speak of much, loves the word 'womanizer', writes geeks instead of greeks, talks much about circumcision, had a Canadian concubine and says something about polygamy and Russia EVERYDAY! she pronounces 'snacks' as 'S-KNACK-IES' .This woman is definetly eccentric and one-of-a-kind! Once you meet her, you will love her, even with all her weirdness and flaws, the Polyakova is amazing!
student : oh! i have to hurry to my next class
Polyakova : you look like someone you should speak RUSSIAN!!! RUSSIAN! RUSSIAN!! LEARN RUSSIAN!! (in Russian accent)
student : uhmmm...okay
A man who will fuck your mother naked every time you say who.
Person 1: Who?
Polyák: Who? WHAT YOU THINK WHO??????? XDDDDDDDDDD Your mom naked
polyák by yomomnaked October 4, 2020

polakian 

Ukrainian Christmas. Also known as THE Polakian.
You must attend this years POLAKIAN. TECHNOVIKING commands it.
polakian by cb517 January 11, 2008

polakian 

A person who resides in, or originates from the nation of Polandia.
Carl is a Polakian.
polakian by Plak Malinowski January 17, 2004
A place where Polaks live. The borders keep moving, so its hard to keep up with current boundaries.
His grandfather lived in Russia, but now his grandson lives in Polakia.
polakia by IamJob March 29, 2007