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A man who will fuck your mother naked every time you say who.
Person 1: Who?
Polyák: Who? WHAT YOU THINK WHO??????? XDDDDDDDDDD Your mom naked
polyák by yomomnaked October 4, 2020
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Polyanswerism 

The annoying habit some question-answerers adopt, whereby they offer a plethora of possible answers in order to increase their chances of correctly answering the question.
Amber: Hello Simon! Guess how many pineapple rings I eaten today?
Simon: Gee, that'll be 1 or 5 or 9, yeah?
Amber: Your polyanswerism is not welcome here, Simon
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Polyamory 

“I have duped my boyfriend into polyamory because I’m too afraid to break up with him but still want someone else’s dick”
Polyamory by ObtuseGoose June 9, 2022

Poláksexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to people from the Polák family tree.
I'm totally Poláksexual. I want Max so bad.
Poláksexual by ADAminor April 27, 2022

Mimetic Polyalloy

That shit that the T-1000 is made of in terminator 2
Like you? Not like me. Mimetic Polyalloy. The hell is that? Liquid metal.
Mimetic Polyalloy by clone July 17, 2004

polyamority 

the condition of open or closed polyamorous relationships consisting of primary, secondary and tertiary levels of interaction and interconnection
Paul and Jane are married and are each others' primary relationship. Jane has a secondary relationship with Karl, who would be Paul's tertiary relationship. These people are practicing polyamority.
polyamority by OpenLover February 26, 2011

polyamorous pansexual 

A person who loves without limits. A person whose romantic and sexual love is not limited to a specific number of gender/sex.
Naomi is a polyamorous pansexual. She loves her anchor, Josh, but she also loves Jonathan and Imani. She is in a happy, loving relationship with all of them.
polyamorous pansexual by Naomi...Duh September 7, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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