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polish's grandma by lolstain August 3, 2010
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Babinski's Polish Sausage
Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.
Babinski's Polish Sausage by really nice chair man November 5, 2011
Hooker's Polish
The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.
Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.
Hooker's Polish by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2015
polish the rusty sheriff's badge
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
polish the rusty sheriff's badge by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Polish sock-drawer
A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.
Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.
After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
Polish sock-drawer by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013
Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage
While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.
Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?
Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010
Polish Salad Bar
Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
Polish Salad Bar by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012