The Polar Express 

The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.

Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

The Polar Express by yoloboyswag420 August 8, 2014

The Polar Express 

When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.

She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.

I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!

The Polar Express by Nerdious March 30, 2009

The Polar Express 

The act of inserting an ice cube in the anus or another.

Hold on baby, here comes the Polar Express!

The Polar Express by Aaron 156 July 17, 2006

Polar Express 

When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.

Big Red received a Polar Express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.

Polar Express by bigredmoosekrash July 27, 2006

Polar Express 

Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.

"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."

Polar Express by Nickb123 November 27, 2012

polar express 

running a train on someone with tom hanks

me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.

polar express by p.nasty January 10, 2012

the polar express 

running the train on your friend who visits for christmas.

We gonna take her upstairs and give her the polar express.

the polar express by bootylicious December 13, 2004