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Poking Smot 

What "smoking pot" sounds like after 6 bowls
"What are ya'll doing?"
"well, we WERE poking smot"
Poking Smot by Sara March 27, 2003

Poking Smot 

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.
derrrrrr.... were poking smot.
Poking Smot by Joey March 27, 2003

Poking Smot 

1.well for one, its a way of saying smoking pot without getting in trouble and or letting other people no what your talking about....

2.its also what you say after to much blunts!
poking smot

1.

man1: dude what you doin today
man2:nothing you?
man1:not much wanna poke smot?
man2: sure.

or...

mom: bob what are you doing today?

Bob: im gunna go hang with my friends and play basketball or poke smot.
...........................................................................................
2.

guy1:dude that shit got me twisted man.
guy2: hell yeah! i love pokin smot!
guy1: what?
guy2: i said i like smokin pot.
guy1: oh hahaha

pokensmot 

A dyslectic way of cloaking your intention to do some pot smoken.
After work, do you want to go over to Pokensmot's house?
pokensmot by Bob from Acoundemps November 24, 2007
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026