pokerz 

Lolcat speak for poker.

Oh hai guise, I was playing teh pokerz last night and I won 5 cheezburgers.

pokerz by CLawnsby August 11, 2010

poker slang

The vast terminology used to describe the play, quality of players, technical aspects, probability, and psychology of the game of poker.

A poker slang word. Sandbag: Also "slow play", to play a very strong hand in a passive manner so as to induce your opponent or opponents into betting, with the intent of raising. The essence of the sandbag is the "check raise", to check, giving the appearance of weakness, thereby luring your opponent to bet, and then raise, or "go over the top".

"Dude, I sand bagged this donkey, when I spiked trip kings on the turn. I check raised him all in, and he got felted."

poker slang by The Crocodile99 March 10, 2014

POO POKER 

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.

I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?

POO POKER by kam75xx June 8, 2018

Gay Poker 

A 7 card stud game where all Queens are wild. Jacks and Kings with Moustaches dealt face down are also wild (moustaches in the hole). Straights don't count, so for example no straight flush hands, it would only be a flush.

David is definitely ripe to come out of the closet. He get very excited every time one of the guys deals a hand of Gay Poker. He takes off his shirt and talks about how much he loves playing stud games with wild queen and no straighs.

Gay Poker by Reiso February 2, 2017

Mexican Hot Poker 

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

Mexican Hot Poker by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

poker habit 

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.

poker habit by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2013

jiggery pokery 

n. Pure applesauce.

Sassafras! I won't stand for this jiggery pokery.

jiggery pokery by dirodaman July 13, 2015