According to the late comedian George Carlin, the hooker's bath is the act of cleaning only the following body parts:
1. Armpits
2. Asshole
3. Teeth
4. Crotch
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The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."
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The original name for the popular Nintendo character Kirby before he was called, well, Kirby, according to a Twitter account allegedly belonging to Masahiro Sakurai (it was a joke account).
Incidentally, Kirby himself wasn't even actually Pink in his debut game, but rather entirely white.
Nintendo of America Twitter: What was Kirby’s original name?
Masahiro Sakurai: Pink Piece of Shit. I should know, I created him.
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The Lottery as seen by a person who consistently loses at it, observed in the Adult Swim animated series Squidbillies, specifically the episode "Double Trucking the Tricky Two."
Dan Halen *Reading from a hat made by Early*: "I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!"
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A slightly more polite way of calling someone an idiot.
Ryan: *Falls on his face after attempting an elaborate skateboard trick*
Eddy: *laughs* Oh my God, you're such a fucking dumbdumb!
Another term for asshole; somebody that acts in a shitty manner consistently
Tyler: *pushes Bob out of his way*
Bob: Jesus, Tyler, you're such a fucking dickfence!
Another word for puffed cheese curls.
-Alan: Hey, I'm starving. You got anything to eat?
-Bob: Yeah I'll get some Ghetto Shrimp.
-Alan: Cool, thanks.
