pokézom

An individual wandering around unaware of their surroundings.

That pokézom walked straight into traffic!

by KyleMcCloudSr July 14, 2016

Pokezombie

A Pokezombie is a person who is so intent on playing Pokemon Go, that they forget about the real world and get in the way of people or get hurt stumbling around fixated on their screen.

*Person walks out onto road and gets hit by a car*
Driver: What the hell was that?

Passenger: Just a Pokezombie. Keep going, he didn't know what hit him.

by NZAP 9041 July 11, 2016

Pokènomotry

Pokènomotry is the study of Pokèmon, and has been used since 1990 to help the great Japan game creators discover the rich history, Evolutions, Pokèmon names for the Pokèmon. The well known Pokènomotrist of Pallet Town Professor Oak, who was known for his great passion towards the great Pokèmon Trainer Ash, who he sent on a mission to catch all the Pokèmon that were known of at the time, however recent Pokènomotrist's have discovered there are more then 151 Pokèmon, however gamers weren't happy with this. After the discovery of the 2nd generation Pokèmon which has led to more discoveries towards the Pokèmon generations, Pokènomotrists have discovered there may be a 5th generations and are working on the history, evolutions, and names to see how they may connect. There are 8 badges you may be ranked by in Pokènomotry in badges, the more badges the more superior you are in Pokènomotry.

Hey Red, I just got my 6th badge in Pokènomotry!, Hey Ash, I've already got my 2nd badge in Pokènonomitry, good luck catching up!, I'm Brock! I hold the 1st badge of Pokènomotry, go ONYX!.

by Linexe February 18, 2010

Pokenomenon

The 2016 Pokemon Go phenomenon when it became the biggest mobile game in US history and fools be trollin for pokeman all da place

Are you part of the Pokenomenon?

by vladod July 14, 2016

Pokezombie

Someone who wanders around aimlessly in public playing Pokemon Go on their phones.

Look at all of those pokezombies! Someone throw a rock at them!

by Criticalmass567 July 9, 2016

Pokémom

Similar to Milf. Derived from the verb to poke, in the context to have sex with and the noun mom, shorthand for mother. Therefore meaning a mom you'd like to poke (have sex with). Also is a pun on the popular cartoon characters known as Pokémon.

A: Dude that chick is HOT!
B: Shut up, That's my mom!!
A: Seriously - You've got a Pokémom

by User_7 October 5, 2008

pokemom

getting something you want out of your mom by constantly poking or annoying her

kid 1: we must make her buy PS9
kid 2: let's play pokemom
mom: smh

by legit dictionary August 11, 2016