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Redneck Poinsettia 

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
Redneck Poinsettia by rbzelman August 28, 2009

Poinsettia and Lily 

People who only attend church on Christmas and Easter.
Jesus, why do all these Poinsettia and Lily Christians think they only have to show up twice a year?

Poinsetta 

This room is a little bare, you know what would look great in here (what says the person originally being spoken to)... A poinsetta

poinsettia 

to have sex with a girl while on her period, then pull out and slap her on the face with your dick. Leaving a red poinsettia on her face.
Yo B, did you see me straight 'poinsettia' that bitch last night?
poinsettia by Poinsettia lover January 26, 2010

poinsetta 

When a white girl sits on a Mexican's face on Christmas Eve.
Amy gave me a poinsetta for Christmas.
poinsetta by ponch June 1, 2013

Poinsetta 

Poinsetta is so kind. She has a personality that will never be found in anyone else. Once your friends with her, you become a cool kid.
Look it’s Poinsetta.
Poinsetta by Poinsetta November 22, 2021