pogfo

comes from the sk8boarding term pogo..
posers use this word because they wish they could do it but they know they cant....

tim wishes he could pogo as good as john.. but he tells all his non-sk8er friends that he can pogfo better than tim could anyday.

by hmm.. email me and find out March 31, 2005

pogonophobic

someone who is scared of beards

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!

by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007

pogonophilia

The admiration or promotion of people, usually males, who wear a facial beard. From pogon, Greek for beard.
Used also as a term of disapproval for those who enjoy trials and tribulations and make a drama out of a crisis, from pogo stick.

A man who gives unqualified credibility to another who wears a beard is an act of pogonophilia.
Ideas excite and make anxious the man who suffers pogonophilia.

by The Last Bear February 4, 2008

pogonophile

Someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.

*Man with clean shave walks into room*
Woman without pogonophilia: "Finally - there's a cutie."
Woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): "Hmm... he's cute, maybe."
*Man with beard walks into room*

Woman with pogonophilia: "Now that's a man."
Woman without pogonophilia: "What about food getting stuck in it?"
*Woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard*

by Chopper7775 May 26, 2014

POGFG

Like LFG but with POG instead

Friend: You guys should see it I remodeled my basement to an exact replica of the skeld
Me: POGFG

by ethanhayes13 December 14, 2021

pogtopia

A land created by Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, and TommyInnit after getting kicked out of (L')Manburg.

Jschlatt: Where is Pogtopia?
Quackity: I don't know

by PigIA September 23, 2020

Pogo-penis

When someones penis becomes so hard that they can hop around on it like a little pogo stick.

His penis was so hard that he hopped down the street on it. He had a case of pogo-penis.

by The wingwang man December 7, 2021