poener

The replacement word for poes, an Afrikaans word for cunt, used in a socially accepted enviroment.

Oh Grandma that poener stole my money again.

Dear Prince William. You are an absolute poener

poener by Kalismo Cataclismo November 19, 2006

peener and veggies 

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Peener 

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

foul peener 

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.

Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !

foul peener by Ténti December 30, 2013

Pornery 

Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.

After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.

Pornery by kipchoogey July 23, 2010

Sneaky-Peener 

Sneaky-Peener
n.

1. A person with shady, alternative motives.

"That fellow over in the dimly lit corner of the bar, he sure looks like a Sneaky-Peener"

Sneaky-Peener by Christopher Peenerson February 2, 2010

smol pener 

A man that has a small penis

Man Max has a smol pener.

smol pener by Mxjc2018 March 28, 2017