Piener

The skin on the knee. Analogous to the wenis of the elbow.

He scraped his pieners so badly he had to wear loose fitting jeans for 2 weeks.

by Barnstorm October 4, 2009

piener

luscious combination of the two best words to describe the male genitalia; wiener and penis. used in variety of situations, always induces laughter.

Me: Hey Lizzy, did you draw that piener on my paper while I was gone?

Lizzy: Why yes Ellie, yes I did.

Me: What an excellent depiction, you're a true artist.

by smellanor eleanor March 30, 2012

piener

The loose skin on the top of the knee-cap.

I fell off my skateboard and scraped my piener.

by Sauce Squad November 15, 2005

Piener Wiener

A penis!

I stuck my piener wiener into Sammie's va-j-j

by Fluffy^.^ October 28, 2014

peener and veggies

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Peener

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

Piemergency

The point at which a new diet and old habits collide, resulting a frantic, usually late night excursion to the local grocery where you wander the bakery searching for any combination of high fat, high sugar goodies to satisfy your sweet-toothed lust.

Large Marge: So, how's the diet going?
Fatty McFatterson: I totally blew it last night. I tried to fight it, but it was a piemergency. I HAD to get some sugar!

by lostpyrate December 17, 2008