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rehab-pology 

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.
After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.
rehab-pology by GusII December 9, 2009
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Harry Pology 

The study of Harry Potter
"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"

George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"
Harry Pology by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

e-pology 

An apology letter or note sent over an instant message, e-mail, text message etc.
"I'm such an idiot i can't even apologize to her in person i had to send her an e-pology on myspace."
e-pology by Cody buege January 21, 2008

podgy wodgy 

a part of the stomach that has overweight attributes, often spoken in a voice as such when speaking to a baby.
podgy wodgy by nmk_427 July 29, 2009

(e)pology 

a half assed apology that seems to place blame on the recipient.
"E -I think you owe me an apology..."

"Geez Nate, OK -I've got an (e)pology for you..... I'm sorry you're such a jackass..... feel better?"
(e)pology by (e)verything May 4, 2009

Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology 

The study of Harry Potter majoring in the Philosophers Stone
I have a lecture in Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology, right after my seminar in beast rape
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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