cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019

smug brownie

(n.) A serious Pucker hole
A blondie after it passes through the intestines.
Also five-of-a-kind in card game.

I 'm goin' upin ' dat smug brownie.

by midikurlips March 20, 2019

Nonathon

Doing nothing (remaining idle) for an extended period.
Also a place and/or period where usually capable persons are incapacitated .

Spring break was a nonathon, that is until Mable appeared to ride the hot rod to heaven.

by midikurlips April 07, 2019

gumpyun

Pejorative
THE RESULT OF PISSING IN A RAIN FORREST; NOT AN ILLUSION.
See also PIGEON MILK, Ant. : NONOMONON

If I wanted a gumpyun, I would click on HELP.
When Gomer Pyle imitates Sergent Carter, he sounds like a gumpyun.
Only a gumpyun calls "{ & " square brackets

by midikurlips March 02, 2019

Fractionate

Divided after friction, or repelled by magnetic force

After I saw her snap and bend I wanted to talk to Fractionate, but I considered she may be to good to eat.

by midikurlips June 07, 2019

podogy

SF landlord whose operating premise leases beds.

Building inspectors frown on any podogy that leases for less than 30 days

by midikurlips June 07, 2019

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019