13 definitions by midikurlips

cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019

smug brownie

(n.) A serious Pucker hole
A blondie after it passes through the intestines.
Also five-of-a-kind in card game.

I 'm goin' upin ' dat smug brownie.

by midikurlips March 20, 2019

Fractionate

Divided after friction, or repelled by magnetic force

After I saw her snap and bend I wanted to talk to Fractionate, but I considered she may be to good to eat.

by midikurlips June 7, 2019

sill the chits

Pissing out the window, especially upon anyone from Chicago.

Man from CA: When Chichy left, I thought he told me to "Chill the shit".
Man from NY: Why did you pee on him?
Man from CA: Better than throwing that frozen shit on him, right?
Man from NY: Waddaya call what you do?
Man from CA: Sill the Chits.
Man from NY: Too clever, lets get some shitty California pizza.

by midikurlips April 12, 2019

podogog

Alpha ascended from roommates in pod

Charles: Midik is the top dog in our pod!
Lucie*: Don't you mean the podgpd?
Charles: It's podogog, the feminine form is podogag!

by midikurlips June 8, 2019

eyesore of eyesex

Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.

Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

nonomonon

A false report and/or occurrence; (ant.) phenomenon

The bright lights on the horizon caused residents to report them as unidentified flying objects. Upon closer review of the video, astronomers classified them as "nonomonon".

by midikurlips March 14, 2019