midikurlips's definitions

obamaitis

a condition allowing the affected to hear only one voice, theirs

the president seemed sincere when he said the NSA was not siphoning all data from everywhere. actually he was exhibiting a symptom of obamaitis

by midikurlips May 30, 2014

gumpyun

Pejorative
THE RESULT OF PISSING IN A RAIN FORREST; NOT AN ILLUSION.
See also PIGEON MILK, Ant. : NONOMONON

If I wanted a gumpyun, I would click on HELP.
When Gomer Pyle imitates Sergent Carter, he sounds like a gumpyun.
Only a gumpyun calls "{ & " square brackets

by midikurlips March 1, 2019

nonomonon

A false report and/or occurrence; (ant.) phenomenon

The bright lights on the horizon caused residents to report them as unidentified flying objects. Upon closer review of the video, astronomers classified them as "nonomonon".

by midikurlips March 14, 2019

smug brownie

(n.) A serious Pucker hole
A blondie after it passes through the intestines.
Also five-of-a-kind in card game.

I 'm goin' upin ' dat smug brownie.

by midikurlips March 20, 2019

cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019

Nonathon

Doing nothing (remaining idle) for an extended period.
Also a place and/or period where usually capable persons are incapacitated .

Spring break was a nonathon, that is until Mable appeared to ride the hot rod to heaven.

by midikurlips April 7, 2019

villvilly

Place where a great number of kin reside. Town occupied by many inter-related families of individuals.
The use of Villvilly is a modification of the term civility.

Here, in the example, Bill is a resident of Daly City
which for all intents and purpose is a villvilly in

San Mateo
"Whddaya doin here in VILLVILLY?" asked Bill.

"I'm a searching fer William and Willimina, 'ave ya aseen 'em?

"That's my brudder and sister", confided Bill, "they'll be a 'ome

soon, they gone to pay sum udder bills."

by midikurlips April 11, 2019