midikurlips's definitions

obamaitis

a condition allowing the affected to hear only one voice, theirs

the president seemed sincere when he said the NSA was not siphoning all data from everywhere. actually he was exhibiting a symptom of obamaitis

by midikurlips May 30, 2014

gumpyun

Pejorative
THE RESULT OF PISSING IN A RAIN FORREST; NOT AN ILLUSION.
See also PIGEON MILK, Ant. : NONOMONON

If I wanted a gumpyun, I would click on HELP.
When Gomer Pyle imitates Sergent Carter, he sounds like a gumpyun.
Only a gumpyun calls "{ & " square brackets

by midikurlips March 1, 2019

nonomonon

A false report and/or occurrence; (ant.) phenomenon

The bright lights on the horizon caused residents to report them as unidentified flying objects. Upon closer review of the video, astronomers classified them as "nonomonon".

by midikurlips March 14, 2019

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

eyesore of eyesex

Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.

Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

podogy

SF landlord whose operating premise leases beds.

Building inspectors frown on any podogy that leases for less than 30 days

by midikurlips June 7, 2019

Fractionate

Divided after friction, or repelled by magnetic force

After I saw her snap and bend I wanted to talk to Fractionate, but I considered she may be to good to eat.

by midikurlips June 7, 2019