midikurlips's definitions

obamaitis

a condition allowing the affected to hear only one voice, theirs

the president seemed sincere when he said the NSA was not siphoning all data from everywhere. actually he was exhibiting a symptom of obamaitis

by midikurlips May 30, 2014

cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019

Nonathon

Doing nothing (remaining idle) for an extended period.
Also a place and/or period where usually capable persons are incapacitated .

Spring break was a nonathon, that is until Mable appeared to ride the hot rod to heaven.

by midikurlips April 7, 2019

villvilly

Place where a great number of kin reside. Town occupied by many inter-related families of individuals.
The use of Villvilly is a modification of the term civility.

Here, in the example, Bill is a resident of Daly City
which for all intents and purpose is a villvilly in

San Mateo
"Whddaya doin here in VILLVILLY?" asked Bill.

"I'm a searching fer William and Willimina, 'ave ya aseen 'em?

"That's my brudder and sister", confided Bill, "they'll be a 'ome

soon, they gone to pay sum udder bills."

by midikurlips April 11, 2019

sill the chits

Pissing out the window, especially upon anyone from Chicago.

Man from CA: When Chichy left, I thought he told me to "Chill the shit".
Man from NY: Why did you pee on him?
Man from CA: Better than throwing that frozen shit on him, right?
Man from NY: Waddaya call what you do?
Man from CA: Sill the Chits.
Man from NY: Too clever, lets get some shitty California pizza.

by midikurlips April 11, 2019

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

eyesore of eyesex

Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.

Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019