midikurlips's definitions

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

Fractionate

Divided after friction, or repelled by magnetic force

After I saw her snap and bend I wanted to talk to Fractionate, but I considered she may be to good to eat.

by midikurlips June 7, 2019

podogy

SF landlord whose operating premise leases beds.

Building inspectors frown on any podogy that leases for less than 30 days

by midikurlips June 7, 2019

podogog

Alpha ascended from roommates in pod

Charles: Midik is the top dog in our pod!
Lucie*: Don't you mean the podgpd?
Charles: It's podogog, the feminine form is podogag!

by midikurlips June 7, 2019

cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019

smug brownie

(n.) A serious Pucker hole
A blondie after it passes through the intestines.
Also five-of-a-kind in card game.

I 'm goin' upin ' dat smug brownie.

by midikurlips March 20, 2019

nonomonon

A false report and/or occurrence; (ant.) phenomenon

The bright lights on the horizon caused residents to report them as unidentified flying objects. Upon closer review of the video, astronomers classified them as "nonomonon".

by midikurlips March 14, 2019