pocalypse 

when someone is basically being someone's mother to get their attention in the hopes of being cool and noticed by them

"ha ha that's soo funny bro" -person 1
"ye dude did you see the way max flipped off the couch" -person 2
"GUYS STOP BEING STUPID THATS SOO INCONSIDERATE" -person 3

"broooooo that was the biggest pocalypse ever" -person 1

pocalypse by ye yeeee November 22, 2020

-pocalypse

a suffix that is affixed to any word that describes the cause of a situation of relative discomfort derived from the last 3 syllables of 'armageddon.'

As of late, the suffix "-pocalypse" has been popularized in the media, trying to make a minor event bigger than it is. Interestingly, an actual apocalypse would likely go by another name, or receive the suffix anyway. i.e. 'Armageddonopalypse.'

Related suffix: "-mageddon"

The Hyphen is not always used.

Someone left the 'fridge open, now were having the mold-pocalypse of '11

-pocalypse by annoyedCitizen70 July 19, 2011

no-pocalypse 

This occurs when Judgment Day, as predicted by a fool and his followers, passes without incident.

I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!

no-pocalypse by kathcom October 4, 2011

Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women

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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.

Fem-pocalypse by GlennyJ December 17, 2013

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."

Douche-pocalypse by Raiken May 11, 2010

Cleve-pocalypse

1. The occurrence of the end of the world in Cleveland Ohio if LeBron James decides to leave after the 2009-2010 season.

2. The greatly diminished chance that the city of Cleveland will ever win a championship if LeBron James leaves Cleveland.

Well, it looks like the Cleve-pocalypse is occurring, since LeBron is leaving for New York

Cleveland will never win a championship in any sport if the Cleve-pocalypse happens.

Cleve-pocalypse by Cleveland Z October 29, 2009

oil-pocalypse 

An event involving oil damage or destruction at an awesome or catastrophic scale

The oil spill in the Gulf in April 2010

see www.marytoons.com for illustration, entitled,
'Escape from Oil-pocalypse . . yet another SLiCK idea'

oil-pocalypse by marytoons May 2, 2010