poaty

Intense swelling of the lower abdomen from fluid or gas entrapment usually resulting in horrific bowel release.

Can't tonight dear, I'm feeling a bit poaty.

by Woofa Johnson June 14, 2006

Potaytay

Potaytay means vagina in Phi.

Your Potaytay is smelly today.
Your Potaytay is so tight.
Hairy Potaytay.

by Bulldog@meow November 9, 2018

platygaean

Platygaean is a fancy word for a Flat Earther. Platygaeanism was a fringe interest until the 2010s, when it suddenly started getting massive amounts of media coverage and funding. Which was highly convenient as the Flat Earth meme is useful for damning any alternative thought by association. Platygaean sounds far more sophisticated than "Flat Earther", so next time anyone calls you one for thinking for yourself, tell them they're not using the proper term.

You don't agree with everything the government tells you - you must be a platygaean and tin foil hat wearer.

by RayBidd March 29, 2022

potty potato

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Tea Potty Ideology

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!

The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.

by jmspaesq October 31, 2010

Root Pooty

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit

Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?

by Matt Man07 March 5, 2021