PoaT

Plane on a Treadmill Myth. A popular discussion topic on internet message boards, this myth was supposed to be on the Discovery Channel Show Mythbusters. However, for unknown reasons, the Myth did not air causing much frustration and anger amongst viewers.
Adam and Jamie are gay for not showing PoaT tonight.
by qaz0101 January 05, 2008
mugGet the PoaT mug.

poat

A demented verb which express a temporally insane condition.
Oh geez, I think it's time to poat a lil bit:
(starting to poat)
"PoatPoatPoat *Uffaaah Uffaaahhhhh Uff!*... ooh, ok I'm done"
by Daniel Estman January 16, 2008
mugGet the poat mug.

poating

To be unnessicerily slow with hidden love or crushing, almost like having a crush but putting off talking to them for an unnessicerily long time because you are afraid they are too good or not interested. Most poaters think highly of themselves, but are not sure if there crush knows if they exist, or gives a care. Poating is considered cowardly by boys, yet lots of them do it. Girls do too, but it is less obvious, and less frowned upon. e.g. "I know a lot of girls that poat in love," or "stop poating around and ask her out, fool!" Poating is a habit.

It can also mean chasing local boats on lakes that you do not know (lets say, if you are out of state) and seeing where all the good fishing spots are. Most poaters are seen as annoying and sometimes cheaters.
"I know a lot of girls that are poating in love," or "stop poating around and ask her out, fool!"
by DtrB, in the house September 02, 2008
mugGet the poating mug.

Poat

Plainest of all time
I’m the poat
by ~OOF~ December 09, 2019
mugGet the Poat mug.

Poats

a short slang term for the cigarettes that are most commonly associated with black people,newPOATS! yeaahh
"yo,bro can i bum one of dem Poats ? "
"naw man dis mah last one"
by Thing. March 02, 2009
mugGet the Poats mug.

Poat

A boat which has been converted into a pub
Let’s go to the poat for a beer!
by BrizzleDan February 08, 2019
mugGet the Poat mug.

POATS

Firstly used as a nickname for the big PM to describe her uniqueness meaning how much of a mess/twat she is.
"She's heavy POATS"
by polkat July 29, 2015
mugGet the POATS mug.