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noun. a platy is a weak ass, attention seeking bitch that tries to manipulate and finesse everybody into having the same opinions, feelings, and thoughts; will often try simping, crying, and using a "woe is me" tactic to guilt people into giving him his way
verb. to try to coerce others into your own line of belief
(V): Stop trying to platy me into taking you to Tim's for coffee.
(N): You're acting like a real platy.
Platy by DaHypE January 7, 2023
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A {notably} averagely three-inch orange fish. They're like {swordtails}, but without the tail. They are one of the {live bearing} fish, not to be confused with the goldfish.
Platy by VioletThePurple March 13, 2023
Platy is your daddy. The dude who plays valorant and has infinite rizz. His rizz is so high he got your wife.
"Whos that?"
"Thats Platy, he stole your wife"
"Aw man!"
Platy by somedude1242 June 1, 2023

PLATY X LUCAS 

YESYESYESYEYYSYEYYSYEYSY
PLATY X LUCAS IS SUCH BEST SHIP
IKR
YEAH
I AGREE
YUP

dirty platy 

You.
Jessica: that’s a real dirty platy over there
dirty platy by Bigtits6969 October 18, 2021

platygaean 

Platygaean is a fancy word for a Flat Earther. Platygaeanism was a fringe interest until the 2010s, when it suddenly started getting massive amounts of media coverage and funding. Which was highly convenient as the Flat Earth meme is useful for damning any alternative thought by association. Platygaean sounds far more sophisticated than "Flat Earther", so next time anyone calls you one for thinking for yourself, tell them they're not using the proper term.
You don't agree with everything the government tells you - you must be a platygaean and tin foil hat wearer.
platygaean by RayBidd March 29, 2022

platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"
During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.
platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014
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