the new and improved way to spell gnarly, narly, or even narley, it is the pnarliest way to spell that word and only pnarly people can call it that
by hosainispnarly December 5, 2005
Get the pnarly mug.1) When one ejaculates or masturbates and wipes the resulting seminal fluid on the upper lip of another person in the shape of a mustache.
2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.
2) A streak of semen on one's upper lip.
Brian was the first to fall asleep at the party. His best friend Adam decided he would give Brian a Pearly Sanchez. So Adam vigorously masturbated, then took his handful of semen and wiped it over Brian's upper lip. When Brian woke up in the morning he had a crusty mustache and complained about the smell of semen.
John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.
Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.
John masturbated in the school bathroom catching the semen in his hand. He went out in to the hall and caught up with his buddy Fred. John got the semen on his pointer finger and quickly wiped it across Fred's upper lip and yelled, "Pearly Sanchez" at him. John got suspended from school and is facing prosecution. Fred got herpes.
Frank liked the smell of his semen. So most days before work he would masturbate and give himself a Pearly Sanchez.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 2, 2018
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A Pearlyn is usually very pretty and outgoing. They are not afraid of taking challenges. A Pearlyn will always have your back no matter what.
She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.
She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.
by Littlesomeone October 28, 2013
Get the pearlyn mug.A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.
"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."
by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008
Get the Pearly Penile Papules mug.Verb: The ultimate prank and/or claiming of territory where upon one money shots" on to or in to another gentlemen's beer.
Noun: A beer that has jizz in or on it.
Noun: A beer that has jizz in or on it.
Verb: Caleb just pearly topped his beer so everybody would know it was not theirs (territorial usage).
Verb: "Hey everybody, let's go pearly top the Ginger's beer (prank usage)."
Noun: The Ginger's drinking a Pearly Top.
Verb: "Hey everybody, let's go pearly top the Ginger's beer (prank usage)."
Noun: The Ginger's drinking a Pearly Top.
by Das House December 11, 2009
Get the Pearly Top mug.A drinking game whereby a pearl of cum is frozen at the centre of an ice cube. The ice cube is then placed in a drink and the drink passed from player to player, each taking a sip before passing it on. The winner (or loser) is the player who gets the pearly sip.
by Xenos of Aber January 14, 2014
Get the pearly sip mug.An activity often practiced during dogging or other sexual gatherings whereby a man ejaculates from some height onto a participants head, as if "pearly rain" is falling onto them.
by Ed1819 April 11, 2008
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