an act of "geocheating".
when you claim beeing somewhere without physical presence.
most commonly used with geolocation services like fourquare and social networks like twitter/facebook.
also used to describe an act of platonic sexual intrusion.
named after the inventor of geocheating as modern statement of "i wount leave my couch b/c of you, punk ass".
he pulled a pyrker.
he pyrkered to the party.
i pyrkered into her underwear.
be there and if you pyrker i'll beat your kinkyass!
Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.
"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"