plumsea 

1. An ocean filled solely with juicy, ripe peaches.
2. A vast body of water teeming with perfectly ripe nectarines.
3. A large expanse of sea brimming with succulent, ripe apricots.
4. A boundless sea abundant with sweet, ripe cherries.
5. An endless ocean overflowing with luscious, ripe mangoes.

Bro this plumsea keeps appearing in my dreams!

plumsea by i4ba6g4rigt February 25, 2024

Double Plumsey 

Two of something rare in a row (either good or bad).

A: "Did you see that guy who got stuck by lightning two days in a row?"
B: "Poor guy, a lightning double plumsey is bad luck."

A: "I was playing poker last night and I got a full house."
B: "Nice."
A: "Yeah, and then I got another full house straight after!"
B: "No way?! Double plumsey."

Double Plumsey by Wario P@ June 27, 2012

Double Plumsey 

When something good happens twice in a row.

on getting a star twice in a row on Mario Kart 64:

"Two stars! Double plumsey!"

Double Plumsey by Toad10-6 July 29, 2012

Plumhead 

Plumhead noun say plum+head.The adjective is plumheaded.
Could be anything you want it to be. I tend to use it to refer to a total wanker/tosser or twat or whichever. It is designed to be a humourous euphemism to create global piece and prevent people from taking life too seriously and doing seriously destructive things i.e. killing everyone.

It came about as a spontaneous thought by me Jim the inventor of the word.

George Bush is a Plumhead.

Plumhead by James Christian Rich July 28, 2006

plumstead 

The mound of human feces on the head of one's penis upon pulling out after a messy anal sex accident. Resembles the end of a chili dog.

Honey, you're going to have to change the sheets. I just pulled out a plumstead.

plumstead by boredboring September 30, 2010

Plumstead 

An area of Greenwich, south east London, bordered by Welling to the south, Thamesmead to the north, Woolwich to the east, and Abbey Wood to the east.

There is not much to do in the area, with the high street mostly consisting of discount shops, chicken shops, and many convenience shops.

Plumstead Common, on the other hand, seems to be becoming a mini-Shoreditch, with 5 estate agents within a 30 seconds walk of each other. Out with MG’s barber shop, and in with an osteopathic centre. However, Morley’s has just marked their presence, bringing some of the high street to the Common. The adventure playground & library are the only sources of entertainment for the younger ones in the area.

Plumstead is like Hackney before and after, with the High Street being the old, crime ridden Hackney, and the common being the bearded, hip, and indie modern Hackney.

Plumstead by UrbanLondon January 14, 2020

Plumser 

I have a p and soon wipe my bum with a wipe and threw it down the toilet and a clogged the toilet again so he had to call a plumser like a plumber but a plum cir like you know someone someone that has a pair of plums and I fix toilets with them then they fix the toilet wrong and you throwing down another wipes and I had to kick the plums are right in the plums sir but he didn't have any plums cuz he was a plumser and he already has plums stuck in the toilet therefore I can kick him in the plum so I kicked him in the bomb but he was a bum so I kicked his bum in the plums but he didn't have a bomb or plums the kitchen in the Wii but I realize they didn't have a week cuz he was a reason I kicked him in the phone but he was a bomb and a we a bum we poopoo string query Smell Your Plum just make sure you have a dirty bum and then you wipe your bum wipe your bum and then you take a massive slime mess of slime you pee in your underwear and you poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo and then you in your underwear and then you poop in your underwear then you kick someone in the balls but they are balls kick in the bum and a kick in the plums and a kick in the weed out out out kick in the balls and a kick in the plums and a kick in the in the nuts and a kick in the bollocks charger todger dirty bomb like Felicia Lano plums piece of poo

Person 1: Want to hear something cool?

Person 2: Sure...

Person 1: I have a p and soon wipe my bum with a wipe and threw it down the toilet and a clogged the toilet again so he had to call a plumser like a plumber but a plum cir like you know someone someone that has a pair of plums and I fix toilets with them then they fix the toilet wrong and you throwing down another wipes and I had to kick the plums are right in the plums sir but he didn't have any plums cuz he was a plumser and he already has plums stuck in the toilet therefore I can kick him in the plum so I kicked him in the bomb but he was a bum so I kicked his bum in the plums but he didn't have a bomb or plums the kitchen in the Wii but I realize they didn't have a week cuz he was a reason I kicked him in the phone but he was a bomb and a we a bum we poopoo string query Smell Your Plum just make sure you have a dirty bum and then you wipe your bum wipe your bum and then you take a massive slime mess of slime you pee in your underwear and you poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo and then you in your underwear and then you poop in your underwear then you kick someone in the balls but they are balls kick in the bum and a kick in the plums and a kick in the weed out out out kick in the balls and a kick in the plums and a kick in the in the nuts and a kick in the bollocks charger todger dirty bomb like Felicia Lano plums piece of poo

(Curse Of The Plumsers: Shortened Version)

Plumser by The Observer (kadenbane) December 28, 2021