plumstead 

The mound of human feces on the head of one's penis upon pulling out after a messy anal sex accident. Resembles the end of a chili dog.

Honey, you're going to have to change the sheets. I just pulled out a plumstead.

plumstead by boredboring September 30, 2010

Plumstead 

An area of Greenwich, south east London, bordered by Welling to the south, Thamesmead to the north, Woolwich to the east, and Abbey Wood to the east.

There is not much to do in the area, with the high street mostly consisting of discount shops, chicken shops, and many convenience shops.

Plumstead Common, on the other hand, seems to be becoming a mini-Shoreditch, with 5 estate agents within a 30 seconds walk of each other. Out with MG’s barber shop, and in with an osteopathic centre. However, Morley’s has just marked their presence, bringing some of the high street to the Common. The adventure playground & library are the only sources of entertainment for the younger ones in the area.

Plumstead is like Hackney before and after, with the High Street being the old, crime ridden Hackney, and the common being the bearded, hip, and indie modern Hackney.

Plumstead by UrbanLondon January 14, 2020

Plumstead Porridge 

When you ejaculate into a girl’s ass and then use it as the “milk” for a bowl of cereal, with her dingleberries serving as the cereal pieces themselves.

He didn’t just fuck last night — man ate a full bowl of Plumstead Porridge for breakfast.

Plumstead Porridge by POPOES23 October 4, 2025

Plumhead 

Plumhead noun say plum+head.The adjective is plumheaded.
Could be anything you want it to be. I tend to use it to refer to a total wanker/tosser or twat or whichever. It is designed to be a humourous euphemism to create global piece and prevent people from taking life too seriously and doing seriously destructive things i.e. killing everyone.

It came about as a spontaneous thought by me Jim the inventor of the word.

George Bush is a Plumhead.

Plumhead by James Christian Rich July 28, 2006

Plumpted 

An animated or inanimate object of a large persuasion, can also be onomatopoeia
Re: fat, heffa, looks like a hoose end, yo mamma

“He plumpted his prices in order to get more money”

“Honey, where did you put the remote?

Its next to the Cushion!

Which cushion, the plumpted one or the small one ?”

“betty plumpted upon the sofa"

Plumpted by McShnickers August 17, 2017

Plumpstead manor school 

A terrible school full of pedo teachers and chavvy girls, in south east London .

Plumpstead manor school is a school based in se london

Plumpstead manor school by Kurtis Conner can December 4, 2022

plumsea 

1. An ocean filled solely with juicy, ripe peaches.
2. A vast body of water teeming with perfectly ripe nectarines.
3. A large expanse of sea brimming with succulent, ripe apricots.
4. A boundless sea abundant with sweet, ripe cherries.
5. An endless ocean overflowing with luscious, ripe mangoes.

Bro this plumsea keeps appearing in my dreams!

plumsea by i4ba6g4rigt February 25, 2024