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plumpa lumpa 

A fat, short tart with an orange face. Plumpa lumpas can often be spotted rolling across the dance floor of cheap nightclubs but are considered harmless if all eye contact is avoided.

Origin: Umpa Lumpas from 'Charlie's Chocolate Factory'.
Oh man! Look at that Plumpa lumpa Dave's picked up!
plumpa lumpa by sketchy October 10, 2004

Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich 

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.
I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

plumpa lumpa 

A fat man who dresses up in bright orange. He is obese and women are repulsed by his site. He dresses in bright orange to get attention.
Look at that fat plumpa lumpa over there. Looks like he has to pay women to keep him company.

plumpa-bumps 

The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string
Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.
plumpa-bumps by Mmmbrainz May 14, 2015

Plump Sister 

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:
Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."
Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Forrest Plump 

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.
Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.
Forrest Plump by Eddy July 30, 2007