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to find something extremely funny, or to laugh when over message.
person 1: “says funny joke”
person 2: “HAHAHA PLORUM”
plorum by mari omori September 23, 2023
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Ploumark 

That guy is a ploumark
Ploumark by Blotteren69 April 19, 2021
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“to very passionately and energetically do something” Something usually being murder of some variant. One may typically follow up a “plormby” statement by commenting on how unsanitary the action will be to emphasize the point.
Example: I’m going to plormby all over you
Translation: (I’m going to stomp on your corpse and enjoy it)
Example 2: Get plormbied on
Translation: (Rot in hell motherfucker)
Plormby by Aeth 472 July 30, 2023

PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS 

when a man has a long enough dick too bend his dick all the way up his ass and have an orgasm at the moment and soon the man will get overly pleasured and his dick will come out his belly button.
that man just did a PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS
PLOTUMEKODOFAROSIOUS by NC & CI August 18, 2004
A nickname for a native american girl that looks so much like a man that by first glance a person could not be sure about the sex of the person.
person1: Did you see that chick, she was such a Phorum?
person2: I know, i thought she was a dude, but her boobs were so big i knew it couldn't be.
person1:what a strange world we live in
Phorum by Tria Marston July 3, 2008
Hey it's that Plormby!!!
A vagina that has had little use, meaning that it is too slim to fit any object. (ex: a banana, a cell phone, or a penis)
dayummm! when i f***** that girl last night, she had such a tight porumpopo! it felt so good!!
porumpopo by billy45678910 February 20, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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