When a strange man revives an old group chat with a strange public service announcement. Especially if he has both a cat and a bird, big creep right there...
Oh yeah, here comes jamie... "plormbo back into the thread again"
“to very passionately and energetically do something” Something usually being murder of some variant. One may typically follow up a “plormby” statement by commenting on how unsanitary the action will be to emphasize the point.
Example: I’m going to plormby all over you
Translation: (I’m going to stomp on your corpse and enjoy it)
Example 2: Get plormbied on
Translation: (Rot in hellmotherfucker)
Someone who gets straight up sloshed all the time. A party animal who considers drinking like 12 cocktails in a single evening a personality quirk. Someone who gets trashed at a family reunion and then stumbles into the buffet and knocks everything over while insisting that they “were just trying to have a good time”
Shit….Georgia is such a plombo. Last 6 times I’ve seen her she vomited all over someone and then got all defensive claiming that she is just “trying to have a good time”
“I didn’t choose the plomb life, the plomb life chose me”
“Gosh marrianne, I don’t know what to do. I think I’m a plombo. I just can’t say no. I’m just trying to have a good time.”
When your tip opens up to eat someone and then their DNA gets put into your semen and now whenever you have kids they are identical to the person your cock plormbed.
Plorbo is the opposite of Blorpo (a big backed lazy person). Plorbo is what you say when someone is on the top of their game and locked in, ready to succeed.
“Did you see Sagegot a 100% on the math test? She is so plorbo.”
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.