plopsy

A term of endearment for those of a swarthy nature.

Hello my plopsy! How many slags did you chuck out tonight?

by Louise Ann Fox January 23, 2007

ploppy

Semi-derogatory term used by professional gamblers to describe just another sucker at the casino. While professional gamblers are at a blackjack table counting cards, the "ploppies" are the players at the table who the casino loves because they play the game at an average level (or below) and just don't know any better. Sometimes ploppies can get in the way of the professional players.

advantage player at Three Card Poker table: "if only the damn ploppy at third base would leave, then I could take his seat and have a clear view of the dealer's hole card each hand!"
ploppy at the table: "darn, I didn't think the dealer would have that ace!"

by gamblingman August 1, 2013

plops

A type of rectal excretion that leaves the body with great force, excessive gaseousness, and copious amounts of fecal liquids.

That hot sauce really messed me up! First thing the next morning, I hit the toilet with a harsh case of the plops.

by terminal2 February 4, 2008

Oopsy Poopsy

When your man is hitting it from behind at high speeds and thrusts his weenie in your asshole by accident

I honestly can't sit rn bevause my boyfriend did an oopsy poopsy last night

by Sonya235 July 3, 2017

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

ploppy pad

The compliment of toilet paper placed in the bowl to prevent back splash while dropping your ploppies

Roger:
"Hey jerry, i just dropped some hanus nards from my anus"

Jerry:
"Did you lay down a ploppy pad?"

Roger:
"Naturally"

by Parson Brown April 17, 2008

Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009