plopsicle 

A popsicle containing or wholly consisting of Anal excrement.

"Wow Jimmy this plopsicle is great! how did you know I loved corn?"

plopsicle by Pisshead February 16, 2005

Plopsicle 

A frozen turd, especially a dog turd left in the snow.

Dude, your dog just left a giant plopsicle in the snow!

Plopsicle by Biff Spiff June 9, 2017

Plopsicle 

A fat, sweaty and hairy individual of any ethnicity that just sits and eats thus getting fatter and fatter. Over time the condition of the plopsicle gets more noticable and is more rare to be spotted as they start leaving the couch and the house less and less. Has all of the grosest phisical features imaginable.

"In a line at the grocery store"
Plopsicle: Move out of my way i got places to be
Man: Don't tell me what to do ya fukin plopsicle! And i know you don't have places to be.
Plopsicle: "starts to cry and run away but trips and cries some more"

Plopsicle by Lilblacboy May 18, 2015

Sour Milk Popsicle 

When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."

Sour Milk Popsicle by Datt Hott September 23, 2012

Dr. Popsicle 

1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock

1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

Dr. Popsicle by Hezaa May 26, 2010

Poopcicle 

A fragment of fecal matter that has surpassed the anus, but failed to unfasten.

Dude, that was such a viscous poopcicle. It just wouldn't let go.

Poopcicle by DrHuus May 11, 2014

polypsicle 

What you get from an ENT surgeon after she rips something out of your throat.

Opera Singer: "I just had a polyp removed from my vocal chord and all they gave me for my excruciating pain was a lousy lemon polypsicle!"

polypsicle by brainyuck August 14, 2011