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Baby Pooching Machine 

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

poopingus 

The act of inserting the pingus, also known as the index finger and middle finger of your hand into a singular butthole or pingus slot
It looks like Karen really gave you the good old poopingus
poopingus by Attic man September 30, 2019

PoopDingus 

A Twitter account that has immaculate ball knowledge. Knows who THA REAL GOAT IS. Makes pessi dogs mad and beg on DMS. Owns the club known as FC Barkalona and has been blocked by more than 30 jobless accounts.
I downloaded twitter just to read PoopDingus's excellent takes.
I love PoopDingus, it is the funniest account to exist.
PoopDingus by Fede Valverde November 5, 2022

PoopDingus 

A twitter account that is inspirational to the young people with its immaculate ball knowledge. Is aware of who the real GOAT is. Makes pessi dogs mad and beg on DMs. It is a certified sweet account with no hate towards anyone.
“Did you see what PoopDingus tweeted, they’re visionary.”
“ I aspire to be a person like PoopDingus because I do not want other kids to bully me at school for my awful football takes”
PoopDingus by Fede Valverde November 5, 2022

pooching 

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards
They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!
pooching by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

pooching 

to be hanging about. like cotch
i was just pooching round my homegyals yard
pooching by Koonalie September 22, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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