Poochingus 

fecal matter excreting out of the wrong hole.

Dude i think i just poochingused myself!

Poochingus by dip_b September 7, 2021

Baby Pooching Machine 

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

Baby Pooching Machine by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

poopingus 

The act of inserting the pingus, also known as the index finger and middle finger of your hand into a singular butthole or pingus slot

It looks like Karen really gave you the good old poopingus

poopingus by Attic man September 30, 2019

PoopDingus 

A Twitter account that has immaculate ball knowledge. Knows who THA REAL GOAT IS. Makes pessi dogs mad and beg on DMS. Owns the club known as FC Barkalona and has been blocked by more than 30 jobless accounts.

I downloaded twitter just to read PoopDingus's excellent takes.
I love PoopDingus, it is the funniest account to exist.

PoopDingus by Fede Valverde November 5, 2022

PoopDingus 

A twitter account that is inspirational to the young people with its immaculate ball knowledge. Is aware of who the real GOAT is. Makes pessi dogs mad and beg on DMs. It is a certified sweet account with no hate towards anyone.

“Did you see what PoopDingus tweeted, they’re visionary.”
“ I aspire to be a person like PoopDingus because I do not want other kids to bully me at school for my awful football takes”

PoopDingus by Fede Valverde November 5, 2022

pooching 

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

pooching by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

pooching 

to be hanging about. like cotch

i was just pooching round my homegyals yard

pooching by Koonalie September 22, 2005