ploc

to suck a dick for ten hours straight

i just ploced a dick

by dru seyer May 15, 2018

plocha

(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.

Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!

by Panchooo July 31, 2020

Plock

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

by Sews October 8, 2017

ploching

the act of destroying a good joke

"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"

by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012

plooky plock

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes

"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock

by plofd May 6, 2020

plockman

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.

"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"

by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007

Plocus

Noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, participle, gerund, or a preposition.

Past:ploked
Present: plocus
Future: Ploke or will ploke

Everything

Guy: Dude, that jacket is plocus.
Guy 2: Man, leave plocus alone
Mother of one of them: Stop arguing or I'm gonna have to ploke one of you.

by Plocus March 1, 2009