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Noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, participle, gerund, or a preposition.

Past:ploked
Present: plocus
Future: Ploke or will ploke

Everything
Guy: Dude, that jacket is plocus.
Guy 2: Man, leave plocus alone
Mother of one of them: Stop arguing or I'm gonna have to ploke one of you.
Plocus by Plocus March 1, 2009
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noun, adjective

1.pupil whom is often referred to or is actually a strictly amazing yet canniballistic being

2.awesome and/or canniballistic
That guy was such a plocus.

Billy Fisher has been acting so plocus lately.
plocus by AmiLeigh Clover November 23, 2009
This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.
John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!

Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
plocks by srqresistance August 13, 2010
In Saint Lucia, it just means hits or blows by blunt force
1) Dat Chinese movie was sick! You eh see how mate in white uniform gave di mun all kina plocks?!!

(That Chinese movie was awesome! Did you not see how bro in white uniform gave the man barrage of hits?!!)
Plocks by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) October 3, 2025
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026