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Noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, participle, gerund, or a preposition.

Past:ploked
Present: plocus
Future: Ploke or will ploke

Everything
Guy: Dude, that jacket is plocus.
Guy 2: Man, leave plocus alone
Mother of one of them: Stop arguing or I'm gonna have to ploke one of you.
Plocus by Plocus March 1, 2009
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noun, adjective

1.pupil whom is often referred to or is actually a strictly amazing yet canniballistic being

2.awesome and/or canniballistic
That guy was such a plocus.

Billy Fisher has been acting so plocus lately.
plocus by AmiLeigh Clover November 23, 2009
This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.
John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!

Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
plocks by srqresistance August 13, 2010
In Saint Lucia, it just means hits or blows by blunt force
1) Dat Chinese movie was sick! You eh see how mate in white uniform gave di mun all kina plocks?!!

(That Chinese movie was awesome! Did you not see how bro in white uniform gave the man barrage of hits?!!)
Plocks by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) October 3, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019