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When something bad or upsetting happens. Distressing.
"John died? Oh that's ploch."

*Drops sandwich* "Aw, ploch".
Ploch by BrendaBog August 10, 2018
Words you can keep
Ploch is a gay guy who eats poop
“Ploch is gay and eats literal shit
Ploch by Ploch hater July 5, 2019
Related Words
Ploch plocha plocher plochered ploching plochmans plochy plo chops plock poche
(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.
Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!
plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020
After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
Plock by Sews October 8, 2017

Pochunka 

A piece of excrement, stool, poop, poo, crap of sizeable proportions.
Louise: Where have you been ?
Nigel: I have been in the bathroom and released a massive pochunka. The local water engineers will be busy for a few weeks.
Pochunka by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

ploching 

the act of destroying a good joke
"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"
ploching by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012

Hulit plech 

Kouření heroinu z malobalu nebo plechu
Stříkačky jsou moc nebezpečný já jdu radši hulit plech
Hulit plech by Zderda October 2, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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