Ploch 

When something bad or upsetting happens. Distressing.

"John died? Oh that's ploch."

*Drops sandwich* "Aw, ploch".

Ploch by BrendaBog August 10, 2018

Ploch 

Ploch is a gay guy who eats poop

“Ploch is gay and eats literal shit

Ploch by Ploch hater July 5, 2019

plocha 

(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.

Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!

plocha by Panchooo July 31, 2020

Plock 

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

Plock by Sews October 8, 2017

Pochunka 

A piece of excrement, stool, poop, poo, crap of sizeable proportions.

Louise: Where have you been ?
Nigel: I have been in the bathroom and released a massive pochunka. The local water engineers will be busy for a few weeks.

Pochunka by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

ploching 

the act of destroying a good joke

"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"

ploching by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012

Hulit plech 

Kouření heroinu z malobalu nebo plechu

Stříkačky jsou moc nebezpečný já jdu radši hulit plech

Hulit plech by Zderda October 2, 2016