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A minuscule shit. The tiniest of poops often released either accidentally, or with great force meant for a much larger shit.

This word originates with the onomatopoeia of the smallest of turds hitting the water.
"I was just going to take a piss, but I plipped accidentally as well. Fuck, now Ima have to wipe. That's what I get for sitting down to piss."
Plip by old ironsides January 12, 2012
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plip and dip 

When you take a shit and don't wash your hands. Usually in a rather fast fashion.
Don't let Johnny touch you with his stank ass hands, I saw him plip and dip earlier today!
plip and dip by WhetPhart August 7, 2017
The outer and inner lip of the vagina

Originated from the words 'Pussy' and 'Lips'
Bob: Damn, that lady had some rockin plips!
Jerry: Oh, I bet she did!
Plip by plipenthusiast84 June 25, 2022
(n) the sound made by the first piece of a two piece poo as it hits the toilet water, immediately followed by the sound 'plop' as the 2nd piece hits the water. Often results in a bit of toilet water shooting up your bum-hole because it hasn't had enough time to close up after the 2nd piece of poo fell out. Can have its benefits as it can have the same effect as using a bidet ...... of course this actually depends on where the event actually happens during the process of your poo !
No example necessary - the description of plip speaks for itself !
Plip by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009
1) The chirp-like sounding language of the human male piss slit. (think about it — yes, that's what it sounds like)

2) That sweet sound that breaks the silence when you're rubbing one out. (Listen for it next time. You know what I mean.)
You must've pocket dialed me while you were master-bating, or something, cuz when I answered all I could hear on your end was the steady plip, plip, plipping of you penis head. Hope it was good!
Plip by Sister Dharma Gettin' April 10, 2015
Exclamation after unexpected event. Only typed, never vocal.

Often used in certain gaming communities.
Person 1: you were supposed to be at event, position, etc m8, we're waiting
Person 2: plip
Person 2: omw
plip by Pac June 30, 2004
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Me: Poggers!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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