pliers

rusty metal instrument made with two prongs used regularly for:
removing ticks,
mold from toes,
your father's nose hairs,
your fat aunts way of sneaking in your house,
toenail removal,
and the plucking of facial hair
(generally with the same pair)

dad's in the bathroom with the pliers, how did aunty get in here....?!?

by Girl_In_The_Rain July 21, 2008

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The Plier

A pretty funny lad who is also a big man who likes to jump and goes squid-lookin with his good friends Raj and Patooly.

OMG! Is that The Plier? Look at The Plier doing his thing jumping. The Plier is also fishin.

by corniest bush November 17, 2021

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market pliers

It's like Markiplier, but something is off...

Person A: Haha, market pliers is so funny
Person B: Wait, what? Come again?

by El Smosh May 19, 2020

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Penal Pliers

You guys are idiots, you spelled PENILE incorreclty. Penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive institutions. And thats just fucking stupid.

The education system has failed you, log off life.

(penal pliers)

by ChiefChiefChief May 18, 2006

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blowtorch and pliers

Pertaining to anything related torment, persecution, or torture with extreme prejudice and no remorse. From Ving Rhames' infamous line in the movie "Pulp Fiction"

...Go to work on the holmes here with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

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