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rusty metal instrument made with two prongs used regularly for:
removing ticks,
mold from toes,
your father's nose hairs,
your fat aunts way of sneaking in your house,
toenail removal,
and the plucking of facial hair
(generally with the same pair)
dad's in the bathroom with the pliers, how did aunty get in here....?!?
pliers by Girl_In_The_Rain August 16, 2008
Words you can keep

Pliers Dokie 

An odd autocorrect on Iphone when you try to type in okie dokie
Person 1: Hey I will be over in 10 minutes
Person 2: Pliers Dokie
Person 1:what lol?
Person 2:stfu
Pliers Dokie by Pliers Dokie November 7, 2011

Pliers cheese 

Man i put a Pliers cheese up my arse last night god damm it felt good.
Pliers cheese by Join the cunt October 9, 2020

market pliers 

It's like Markiplier, but something is off...
Person A: Haha, market pliers is so funny
Person B: Wait, what? Come again?
market pliers by El Smosh May 19, 2020

needle nose pliers 

pliers that taper to a point, usually used for precision tasks.
needle nose pliers are great for bending paper clips.
needle nose pliers by je007 June 25, 2009

Penal Pliers 

You guys are idiots, you spelled PENILE incorreclty. Penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive institutions. And thats just fucking stupid.
The education system has failed you, log off life.

(penal pliers)

blowtorch and pliers 

Pertaining to anything related torment, persecution, or torture with extreme prejudice and no remorse. From Ving Rhames' infamous line in the movie "Pulp Fiction"
...Go to work on the holmes here with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.
blowtorch and pliers by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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