pliers 

rusty metal instrument made with two prongs used regularly for:
removing ticks,
mold from toes,
your father's nose hairs,
your fat aunts way of sneaking in your house,
toenail removal,
and the plucking of facial hair
(generally with the same pair)

dad's in the bathroom with the pliers, how did aunty get in here....?!?

pliers by Girl_In_The_Rain August 16, 2008

Pliers Dokie 

An odd autocorrect on Iphone when you try to type in okie dokie

Person 1: Hey I will be over in 10 minutes
Person 2: Pliers Dokie
Person 1:what lol?
Person 2:stfu

Pliers Dokie by Pliers Dokie November 7, 2011

Pliers cheese 

Something that you put up your arse.

Man i put a Pliers cheese up my arse last night god damm it felt good.

Pliers cheese by Join the cunt October 9, 2020

market pliers 

It's like Markiplier, but something is off...

Person A: Haha, market pliers is so funny
Person B: Wait, what? Come again?

market pliers by El Smosh May 19, 2020

needle nose pliers 

pliers that taper to a point, usually used for precision tasks.

needle nose pliers are great for bending paper clips.

needle nose pliers by je007 June 25, 2009

Penal Pliers 

You guys are idiots, you spelled PENILE incorreclty. Penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive institutions. And thats just fucking stupid.

The education system has failed you, log off life.

(penal pliers)

Penal Pliers by ChiefChiefChief May 30, 2006

blowtorch and pliers 

Pertaining to anything related torment, persecution, or torture with extreme prejudice and no remorse. From Ving Rhames' infamous line in the movie "Pulp Fiction"

...Go to work on the holmes here with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

blowtorch and pliers by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003