plested 

1. to ejaculate on someone (past)

plest

1. cum
2. jizz

I totally plested that girl.

plested by jacob plested April 12, 2008

Polested 

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

Polested by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

Polested 

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.

After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."

Polested by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019

polested 

Having been molested with Papal approval.

Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.

polested by rickrocks April 16, 2010

pleated 

Brookfield term for when a white person gets treated, usually a white yuppie.

What's a Joe!

Damn, you don't know what a joe is? Pleated!

pleated by meg and lindsey January 29, 2007

plasted

A combo-word that slurs out of one's mouth when one is extremely crunk. They want to say that they are plastered and blasted at the same time but say both at the same time.

This is usually followed by "I luvvvvvv youuuuu..."

OMG, I only had 5 long island ice teas and I got totally plasted !

plasted by QuesoNowWhatJen October 18, 2008

Jan Plestenjak

Sexy singer from Slovenia.

Person A: I'm going to room 102.
Person B: You must be meeting Jan Plestenjak there.

Jan Plestenjak by Gejisfej May 12, 2022