plested

1. to ejaculate on someone (past)

plest

1. cum
2. jizz

I totally plested that girl.

by jacob plested April 12, 2008

Polested

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

Polested

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.

After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019

polested

Having been molested with Papal approval.

Dude, all those poor kids were polested with such efficiency.

by rickrocks April 16, 2010

pleated

Brookfield term for when a white person gets treated, usually a white yuppie.

What's a Joe!

Damn, you don't know what a joe is? Pleated!

by meg and lindsey January 29, 2007

plasted

A combo-word that slurs out of one's mouth when one is extremely crunk. They want to say that they are plastered and blasted at the same time but say both at the same time.

This is usually followed by "I luvvvvvv youuuuu..."

OMG, I only had 5 long island ice teas and I got totally plasted !

by QuesoNowWhatJen October 18, 2008

Jan Plestenjak

Sexy singer from Slovenia.

Person A: I'm going to room 102.
Person B: You must be meeting Jan Plestenjak there.

by Gejisfej May 12, 2022