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chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.
Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. 

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Gold-Plated Rule 

Have done to you what you would have done to others.

This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.
The Gold-Plated Rule would posit that those who get others banned from social media will be banned from social media.

gold plated 

A person who is only there for show but not really a good person or friend
I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.
gold plated by Polluter1 June 7, 2018

golden plated teeth 

the need to get your teeth golden plated, just because you are a spoilt snob. You also golden-plate anything you have, just to show off your vast wealth.
(high pitched screamy voice) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i dont have golden plated teeth yet, i look like a commoner!

pleased as punch 

ā€œI’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!ā€