plather 

This word is consequent of the word "pessov", however also combines the reality of pure laziness. The genuine definition relates to "Piece of Sh*t", which is derived from the movie "The Siege", where the Arab man screamed "you treat me like a pessov sh*t". Used to describe something bad, unfavorable, or poor, however, without the need to move as many mouth muscles. "Plather" simply roles off the tongue in one smooth motion and can even be abbreviated "pltv".

Wow, he called in late again... what a plather.

plather by Jaycome June 10, 2008

platern 

Platerns have been used since the 1840s for yarndling. They range in size and complexity. The largest ones are often found adjacent to scrimming basins.

Tony would often tell me about his grandfather's antique horizontal platern.

platern by Cod Michael May 27, 2020

Peathers 

It’s a portmanteau of Paramount and Heathers, and is slang for the new Heathers TV show reboot running on the paramount network

“Have you seen episode one of Peathers?”
“Yeah, it really sucks!”

Peathers by Stressedtoimpress May 9, 2018

Cincinnati Platter 

Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.

Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.

Cincinnati Platter by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010

platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.

Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG

platerazzi by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009

platterclaw 

To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient

Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.

Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.

You've just been platterclawed.

platterclaw by (C) Chefs and the Maid Wrongs September 4, 2012

pleatherman 

Any generic multitool used by vegans, cheapskates, and others who disapprove of the name, price, or authenticity of Leatherman(tm) brand multitools.

Greg: I can't believe your new leatherman broke that easily!
Jody: Actually it's a pleatherman my dad picked up in chinatown last weekend.
Greg: That sucks. Maybe if you weren't a vegan he would have bought a genuine leatherman instead of that cheap knock-off pleatherman.
Jody: Doubtful. My dad's a perennial cheapskate.

pleatherman by pleatherman December 22, 2009