pleatherman's definitions

crotch snowflake

Finely-powdered frozen semen. One of the lesser problems associated with masturbating outside in the winter.

"This snow cone is too salty"
"Eww dude, I think you're eating crotch snowflakes"

by pleatherman December 23, 2009

pleatherman

Any generic multitool used by vegans, cheapskates, and others who disapprove of the name, price, or authenticity of Leatherman(tm) brand multitools.

Greg: I can't believe your new leatherman broke that easily!
Jody: Actually it's a pleatherman my dad picked up in chinatown last weekend.
Greg: That sucks. Maybe if you weren't a vegan he would have bought a genuine leatherman instead of that cheap knock-off pleatherman.
Jody: Doubtful. My dad's a perennial cheapskate.

by pleatherman December 22, 2009