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Plathering

When a female talks for an extended period of time about something unimportant and irrelevant.

Often seen by males as a rant of nonsense, which they quickly begin to ignore as a form of defense to protect what intelligence they have from being destroyed by such nonsense
man 1 - "Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?"

man 2 - "I tried to watch it, but my girlfriend was plathering through the whole game"
by ejm8872 October 18, 2011
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Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.
I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.
by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016
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Plathing

Making obviously false claim to various acts, accomplishments, or states of being in an effort to look cool on the internet.
Did you see that plathing post on Facebook? Man, that hit like 12 times on tineye.
by Lord_ITF November 15, 2012
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slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
by Dolbarado April 12, 2013
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Pathering

Not big enough for a party, but not small enough for a gathering. Alcohol must be consumed and music must be played for it to be considered a pathering.
OMG I WAS AT THE BEST PATHERING THE OTHER NIGHT.
by BROIS September 24, 2012
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Platelingus

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.
The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.
by Nails11 July 7, 2011
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Panthering

When someone always has to one up you in every aspect of life.
Person 1 "There's a massive cat in my back garden!"
Person 2 "Well there's a Panther in mine!"

"I drank like half a litre of vodka last night"
"Yeah I had a crazy night, I drank a whole litre"

"Last time I went to the dentist I had two fillings"
"Oh that sucks for you, I had four last time I went in"

Person 2 panthering person one.
by StillSbazzin January 12, 2016
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