Plathering 

When a female talks for an extended period of time about something unimportant and irrelevant.

Often seen by males as a rant of nonsense, which they quickly begin to ignore as a form of defense to protect what intelligence they have from being destroyed by such nonsense

man 1 - "Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?"

man 2 - "I tried to watch it, but my girlfriend was plathering through the whole game"

Plathering by ejm8872 October 18, 2011

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Plathing 

Making obviously false claim to various acts, accomplishments, or states of being in an effort to look cool on the internet.

Did you see that plathing post on Facebook? Man, that hit like 12 times on tineye.

Plathing by Lord_ITF November 15, 2012

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

slathering the fish by Dolbarado April 12, 2013

Pathering 

Not big enough for a party, but not small enough for a gathering. Alcohol must be consumed and music must be played for it to be considered a pathering.

OMG I WAS AT THE BEST PATHERING THE OTHER NIGHT.

Pathering by BROIS September 24, 2012

Platelingus 

plate-a-lingus noun

The act of licking one's plate clean, to complete and utter satisfaction - often with a great degree of sensuality.

The most intimate form of completing a meal - to lick the entire plate free of all deliciousness.

The pot roast was so delicious, John engaged in platelingus to lap up the remaining gravy.

Dude, this homemade BBQ sauce is gonna get some platelingus after I finish these ribs.

Platelingus by Nails11 July 7, 2011

Panthering 

When someone always has to one up you in every aspect of life.

Person 1 "There's a massive cat in my back garden!"
Person 2 "Well there's a Panther in mine!"

"I drank like half a litre of vodka last night"
"Yeah I had a crazy night, I drank a whole litre"

"Last time I went to the dentist I had two fillings"
"Oh that sucks for you, I had four last time I went in"

Person 2 panthering person one.

Panthering by StillSbazzin January 12, 2016